Meet Uncleteddy: Hardcore & Uncensored

Hi I'm Teddy,I'm not very good at talking about, or taking myself very seriously. So I will list random things about myself in no formal order. Everyone loves lists!• In school for Massage Therapy.• Vegan, not a dick about it.• In pretty good shape, but mostly due to crippling insecurities.• Body and sex-positive.• Often called misandrist.• Any hole is a goal; I see and enjoy all genders, and I'm versatile!• Great listener, and love to talk.• 5'11• Leftist, socialist.• Sarcastic brat. I think I'm funny!• Can run from sweet vanilla to kinky and gross.• Pretty nice penis, you can find lots of evidence on the internet.• Full switch.• Service top primarily.• Love music, art, and dance of all kinds.• Animal lover.• Some adjectives given to me: empathetic, adaptable, understanding, charismatic,awkward